Dumb football: Burnley v Ipswich match delayed due to parachutist on the roof
The Championship match between Burnley and Ipswich kicked off late yesterday when a parachutist involved in a pre-match jump missed his target and landed on the roof of the Turf Moor stadium. There was more mayhem when the fire engine that came to rescue the stranded parachutist couldn’t get into the ground because of parked cars. Ipswich eventually won 0-3, if you’re interested.

















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