By Ollie Irish
Spotter’s badge: Caught Offside
Pig-nosed eejut David O’Leary, who no doubt still has brutal, sweat-inducing nightmares from which he wakes up screaming “My babies!”, fronted up to martial artist/footballer Zlatan during Al Ahli’s exhibition match (the Emirates Challenge Cup – football is not golf ffs) against Milan. It was handbags but you have to admire O’Leary’s stones.
Zlatan’s crime? Being a massive dick, which