David O’Leary Wants To Fight Zlatan … You Don’t Mess With The Zlatan (Video)

Ollie Irish

4th, January 2011


By Ollie Irish

Spotter’s badge: Caught Offside

Pig-nosed eejut David O’Leary, who no doubt still has brutal, sweat-inducing nightmares from which he wakes up screaming “My babies!”, fronted up to martial artist/footballer Zlatan during Al Ahli’s exhibition match (the Emirates Challenge Cup – football is not golf ffs) against Milan. It was handbags but you have to admire O’Leary’s stones.

Zlatan’s crime? Being a massive dick, which is behaviour that should come as a surprise to no one.

Let’s imagine O’Leary did persuade Zlatan to meet him in the car park after the match. The former is 52 years old, while Zlatan is massive, nails and absolutely mental. The Irishman would end up in a small heap, broken beyond repair. You don’t mess with the Zlatan.

PS. I really like You Don’t Mess With The Zohan. Don’t tell A SOUL.

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  1. Montesquieu says:

    Was there an air rad going on?

  2. Olliw Twat says:

    Martial artist…………… Shut up you plum. He’s a footballer who kicks other footballers.

    He’s knob like u.

  3. Luke says:

    I really like that film for some reason as well

  4. john quinn says:

    David o’leary is a vry nice guy ..who can look after himself Zlatan has always been a bit of a nasty type on the field of play…So good man David { please come back to England soon ..plenty of jobs available..

  5. The Archibald Chair says:

    John Carew once beat the batshit out of Zlatan. True story.

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