By Chris Wright
In which preening Werder Bremen ‘keeper Tim Wiese stops Bayern Munich’s Thomas Muller dead in his tracks with a sublimely executed ‘spinning roundhouse takedown’…
You’ve just been Wiese’d my friend!
After just about shaking off his concussion, poor old Muller was then throttled (quite literally!) by Munich teammate Arjen Robben later in the game, for having the temerity to gesticulate when yet another of the Dutch weakling’s feeble free-kicks amounted to nothing – with Robben claiming that Muller had shown a ‘lack of respect’.
Just let the irony of that soak in for a while.