Video: Cristiano Ronaldo scores first goal for Real Madrid, commits first dive
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Ah, good to know that you can rely on some things in football today
So you knew it wouldn’t be long before C-Ron broke his diving duck for new club Real Madrid. This was in the pre-season Peace Cup, v LDU Quito of Ecuador:
Strangely reassuring.
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C-Ron also scored his first goal for Madrid, albeit a boring penalty:

















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Not long now until he rapes his first women in Madrid. He’s a real nice character to have in the game.
Ah, number 15, that must be Alberto Powerade that I’ve heard so much about.