Zlatan Unleashes Powerful ‘Gut Chop’ On Marco Rossi, Gets Banned For Three Games (With Video)
By Chris Wright
Despite having already picked up a yellow for a deliberate handball earlier in the game, Zlatan Ibrahimovic (and his untamed fists of fury) saw a straight red during Milan’s 1-1 draw with Bari at the weekend for this petulant dig at centre-half Marco Rossi…
As a result, Ibra will now miss the Rossoneri’s next three games including the upcoming Milan derby on April 3rd.
When you consider that it’s usually his own teammates that tend to bear the brunt of Zlatan and his almighty rapture, the fact that he’s now taken to decking his opponents can probably be taken as a tangible sign of ‘growth’.
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The dive by Pato after that is arguably even worse. The italian laeague is absolutely terrible when the best teams are A.C & Inter Milan. Teams what can’t even beat our fifth best team, Tottenham.
haha, oh Zlatan……..you do make me laugh!! Although very stupid, and taking into consideration the mighty ibrahimovic’s power (lol) its hardly a flooring blow the player took!!
Hmm, that didn’t really look that bad. Sure, a cheap shot, but just a smack to the midsection. Plenty of this goes on when two dudes are chasing down a long pass.
Petulant, yes. But nothing too crazy.
i heart zlatan
[...] Sunday’s tie between Milan and Bari (roughly 75 minutes before the great Zlatan saw sent from the field for attempting to rearrange Marco Rossi’s ribs), a troupe of jobbing actors dressed [...]
In an ultimate fight to end the world the Mighty Slatan will face Chuck Norris. Afterwards chuck does push ups but instead pushes the world down.
thanks for taking us back to 2004 roger