By Chris Wright
When he’s not busying his mind by besting pimpled adolescent oiks on Countdown or the politicians of our nation on Question Time, Burnley centre-half Clarke Carlisle can’t help but let his thoughts wander to altogether more carnal pleasures, i.e, the ‘incredible weapon’ that Rory Delap keeps tucked away down the front of his shorts.
‘Nudge nudge’, and indeed, ‘wink wink’…
Mr Delap, is that a 55-yard throw-in in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?