‘The Shop’s Shut’ – Paul Merson Descends Into Madness On Soccer Saturday (Video)

By Chris Wright

In which, while watching Forest thump Palace to secure themselves a playoff spot, Soccer Saturday pundit Paul Merson appears to suffer a minor, non-fatal stroke live on air…

Transcript: “The keeper gets nowhere near it Jeff, I mean you cou…ah woll…that move like…oh…that move…I was going to say, like, a shop but…it’s…the shop’s shut. Three…three nil.”



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  1. dc says:

    hahahaha stelling’s face…

  2. Loosecannon01 says:

    Is he back sniffing lines again? Sounds like he had one hell of a party the night before. :D

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