By Chris Wright
In which, while watching Forest thump Palace to secure themselves a playoff spot, Soccer Saturday pundit Paul Merson appears to suffer a minor, non-fatal stroke live on air…
Transcript: “The keeper gets nowhere near it Jeff, I mean you cou…ah woll…that move like…oh…that move…I was going to say, like, a shop but…it’s…the shop’s shut. Three…three nil.”
Clear?
Face…Arms….Speech…Time