The reporter cunningly uses the old ‘”Other people want me to ask you this question, on their behalf you understand” (Translation: “I don’t have the balls to ask you this question directly”) trick, but Roy is having none of it and shoots back a stare that would chill Lucifer’s blood.
“We’ll take that as a yes then.” Jesus man, don’t wind him up any more.
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