The Never-Ending Penalty Kick: Portland Timbers vs DC United (Video)

By Chris Wright

In which the saga of the Timbers’ penalty kick against DC United goes on and on and on and on…

You know something’s probably gone wrong somewhere if you’re still stuck trying to take the same damn spot-kick four minutes later.

On a different tack, is that Robbie ‘friend of the Dutch modelling industry’ Earle I hear before me?