Pathetic Goalkeeping Leads To Comical Own-Goal, Neymar Has The Audacity To Claim It (Video)

By Chris Wright

Diego Barreto of Cerro Porteno, tikabooson

Don’t really understand how that little cockatoo-haired shite Neymar has the nerve to claim the goal (I’m fairly sure that he indicates to the referee that the ball glanced of his Rufio-like fringe) and celebrate like he’s just buried one from 35-yards – that was all about Barreto’s masterful handiwork.

Soon after Barreto’s cock-up, Cerro Porteno found themselves 3-0 down, Neymar actually making contact with the ball before it hit the back of the net this time – though the Paraguayan club eventually fought back to earn themselves a 3-3 draw on the night courtesy of this tricksy little rocket from midfielder Jonathan Fabbro…

However, the Copa Libertadores game was the second of a two-legged affair, and Cerro still crashed 4-3 on aggregate.

Video: 101GG

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  1. mtm says:

    :))))) i like the description of that peace of shit parrot-monkey

  2. SlimCharles says:

    Surely some Hans Segers-style arrangement behind that goal

  3. Isaac says:

    What in the world is going on with that pitch design?

  4. Cerro Porteno 3-0 down in aggregate in that moment, but they didn’t go 3-0 down in the match :)
    Four minutes after they scored and before half-time Neymar scored for the 3-1 in the night ;)

  5. Solihull United says:

    wait till hes at stamford bridge his ego is gonna be even bigger then how much roman’s gonna pay him

  6. Anabelle says:

    I don’t know what’s the big deal about Neymar. Ok he’s good, but have your heard of Lucas Moura?

  7. Victor says:

    the big deal is that neymar is better than lucas. just a thought. his play led to the first goal in the 2nd minute of the game. his burst on the 2nd goal was what led to the egregious goalie error. and on the 3rd goal, he was like a cat playing with a mouse. slowed it down and picked the short side of the net. kind of a big deal.

  8. daz says:

    that stadium has the best groundsmen ever

  9. Nick says:

    His burst on the 2nd goal led to the goalie error? Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha no. Neymar didn’t do shit.

  10. Del says:

    If the shoe fits, why not? XD

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