By Chris Wright
Diego Barreto of Cerro Porteno, tikabooson…
Don’t really understand how that little cockatoo-haired shite Neymar has the nerve to claim the goal (I’m fairly sure that he indicates to the referee that the ball glanced of his Rufio-like fringe) and celebrate like he’s just buried one from 35-yards – that was all about Barreto’s masterful handiwork.
Soon after Barreto’s cock-up, Cerro Porteno found themselves 3-0 down, Neymar actually making contact with the ball before it hit the back of the net this time – though the Paraguayan club eventually fought back to earn themselves a 3-3 draw on the night courtesy of this tricksy little rocket from midfielder Jonathan Fabbro…
However, the Copa Libertadores game was the second of a two-legged affair, and Cerro still crashed 4-3 on aggregate.