‘Man Dressed As Cow’ Scores First Ever Goal At Sporting KC’s New Stadium (Video)
By Chris Wright
In which the prestigious honour of scoring the first ever goal during the first ever game at MLS side Sporting KC’s brand new $200 million ‘Livestrong Sporting Park’ stadium goes to an impressively quick bloke in a ropey cow costume that tear-arsed onto the pitch in the 80th minute…
A cow broke the duck – how fitting.
Despite Cow Man’s best efforts (he was later arrested for his troubles) the drab encounter between KC and Chicago Fire finished goalless, despite the fact that Kansas had their ‘keeper sent off after about an hour and the officials eventually tagged a whopping 11, count ‘em, 11 minutes of injury time onto the end of the game.
From what we gather of the match, you can basically consider this video as the entire highlights reel.
(Thanks to Pies fan Niall for the nudge)
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wow, this guy is really fast. oO
Composed Finish
Holy shit he is lightening!!
nice cross
bob bradley call him up
Not to be a tool, but technically they added only a minute at the half and nine minutes at the end of the second half. Also, it’s not Kansas, rather Kansas City. Fans get a little irked when it is referred to such as the team doesn’t represent the state, but the city which actually straddles two states (both Kansas and Missouri).
Omar Bravo was down for a good three or four minutes, which was part of that stoppage. I was at the game and still not sure where they got the other five minutes.
Good game, but only really three good shots on goal for the game – one of which was the cow.
Moooooooooooo!
hmmm looks like he’s wearing a football JERSEY!!!
he stormed through the defence very BULLISHLY as well!!!
he really was MILKING it during the celebration though!!!
p.s. he is totally hottt
don’t have a cow about it…i may hoof that one into touch…he calved the defence open…he mooooooved the ball very well…he deserves a pat on the back…don’t tempt me i can make jokes that are as udderly dreadful as these all week
It was 9 minutes, not 11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfilibetYcM
Better video^^
I Think He Had His Own Ball Because The KC Player Was Tackled So It Wasn’t A Cross
I was at the event, the cow storming onto the pitch with his own ball and then scoring was by far the only thing worth watching all match. Cheers my bovine friend.
jeeze that guy was insanely quick
Not the only thing worth watching. Sapong had a nice time on the ball here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5dG3_0TOSs
And people wonder why the MLS isn’t popular…
@ The Yank…You suck
mmmmmm faster than my idiot michael owen… i will sign this cow man! i will send my scout to usa prison to sign him… hope he come out from prison before epl start next season….may god bless me…
@Ceezer.
Funny, I told your mom the same thing last night.