By Chris Wright
In which, like we’ve so many times before in his career, notorious thug Thierry Henry allows his inner street-brawler to surface again – this time during New York Red Bulls’ MLS tie with Portland Timbers over the weekend…
As you can (hopefully) see, we’re just yanking your chain a little bit of a morning.
Sure, Monsiuer Henry was a little ‘over-exuberant’ in patting Adam Moffatt’s bonce following an altercation – but the subsequent red must go down as one of the softest dismissals on record, no?