Gerard Pique Blames Shakira For White-Water Rafting FAIL (Video)

Chris Wright

11th, July 2011


By Chris Wright

After spending the first day of his weekend holding semi-automatic weaponry incorrectly, Gerard Pique and Shakira spent their Sunday white-water rafting but the outing came to a particularly damp conclusion when the dinghy thingy capsized mid-stream – a mishap that Pique blamed entirely on the missus…

“Because of Shakira’s lack of synchronization[sic] paddling, we all fell off the raft!!”

Bless ’em.

[Video via @3gerardpique]

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  1. Montesquieu says:

    It must be hard being well paid and being so inept.

  2. Solihull United says:

    it also must be hard to be one of the best defenders for the best club in the world

  3. Gino Annie? says:

    Is that the twat on the front? Arsehole. These two are a laughing stock of Spain. He goes dancing at her concert with the gay boys

  4. Petty Pete says:

    @Solihull United. Would you say that Shakira is that good? I would put her in the top 50 but I wouldn’t say she is “one of the best defenders”. For a start, her breasts are too humble and if you want to really establish yourself against top-level strikers, it is vital that they may be able to confuse your breasts with mountains.

  5. k9 says:

    @Petty Pete- lol

    especially when she “did it again and I got it all wrong”-maybe Titus bramble wrote the lyrics for that song

  6. Rosa says:

    LMFAO! Around 0:15 or so you can tell she’s the ONLY one that’s not paddling. Totally her fault…well, live and learn Shaki. Don’t try to play with the young guns, stick to your own age group like going out to dinner and turning in early.

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