Snapshot: Uruguay Beat Paraguay 3-0 In Copa Final, Crowned Champions Of America (Highlights)

Chris Wright

25th, July 2011


By Chris Wright

A deflected effort from Luis Suarez and a Diego Forlan brace saw Uruguay beat Paraguay 3-0 in the Copa America final in Buenos Aires last night, meaning that three generations of Forlan have now won the trophy and, crucially, that we won’t be seeing Larissa Riquelme’s bare arse galloping through the streets of Asuncion any time soon – at least, not until some phone company chucks her a few dollars to daub their logo across her bum cheeks and do it anyway…

As per usual, Orville turns up after all the hard work is done

No Larissa nudity, but if you squint real hard you can just about make out Martin Caceres’ todger in this GIF – should you want to…

Photos: PA