Afternoon Delight: Eight More Sumptuous Goals From Around The World (Videos)

Chris Wright

1st, August 2011


By Chris Wright

Yet another handy cut-out-and-keep round-up, this time featuring eight (technically, it’s more like ‘nine and a half’) more fine-ass goals from around the world…

1. Tommy Oar – AUSTRALIA vs Ecuador, U20 World Cup


2. Claudiu Niculescu – UNIVERSITATEA CLUJ vs Rapid Bucharest

Romanian veteran picks out the postage stamp…

3. Bryan Ruiz – FC TWENTE vs Ajax

From the very same game that featured Peter Wisgerhof’s ridiculous dive…

4. Piotr Trochowski – SEVILLA vs Cordoba

Rattling one in off the bar…

5. All three Markus Feulner goals – Bielefeld vs NURNBERG

“Markus Feulner! Oh, das ist ein hattrick!”…

6. Wakaso Mubarak – VILLARREAL vs Lazio


7. Lionel Messi (disallowed) – Charity game in Mexico

Romario loops one over to Leo who, in turn, loops one over Jorge Campos only to see it disallowed for offside…

8. Brad Rusin – KOGE vs Lyngby

Nab him, jab him, tab him, grab him, stop that Rusin now!

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  1. Socrates' Beard says:

    Definition of “sumptuous” on Pies – any goal scored from outside the box, and any time Messi touches the ball ever.

  2. Xani Alves says:

    Shut up Socrates’ Beard, take your bitter hatred of all things life elsewhere. Let us enjoy our daily delights without you.

    Another sumptuous goal was Toby Alderweireld’s, from the same game as the Bryan Ruiz goal AND Peter Wisgerhof’s dive.

  3. MotherGoose says:

    I agree with Socrates beard. With the exception of Rusin’s goal, most of these are pretty standard.

    @Xani – you are pretty intense over watching a few videos on some blog. Chill out, psycho.

  4. Nick Wiper says:

    no better sight than when a keeper just realises a shot’s heading straight for the postage stamp

  5. Red_Devil says:

    Socrates, did you not see the last goal?

  6. Paul McGuigan says:

    Yep, agreed with Red_

  7. :) says:

    @Socrates Beard. you post nothing good, you have a biased view against this site. please bugger off

  8. OHhai says:

    Funny thing about the last one is he barely touched the ball when the challenges were made, the defenders actually played it into his path.

  9. Socrates' Beard says:

    @Red_Devil ~ Yes I did see the last goal. OHhai saw what I saw.

    @:) ~ Seeing as how I’ve only just begun viewing this site and have posted no more than 5 comments, how can I have bias against the site? Seems to me you need to do what MotherGoose told Xani to do and chill out. If I post something you don’t agree with, deal with it, or at the very least compose a logical statement that supports your opposition to my posts. Telling me to “bugger off” just shows me you are easily offended, immature, and unintelligent.

  10. STOPTHEPIGON says:

    I laughed soo hard at the last part xd

  11. TheBro says:

    #8 was pure Messi…

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