By Chris Wright
In which Cristiano Ronaldo and Marcelo indulge in a spot of ‘football bowling’ from the dug-out in Shanghai, quibble over who’s won, bring in Fabio Coentrao and Pepe to adjudicate, realise that they are useless and go over their heads to Papa Mou – who promptly breaks out his high-faluting ‘fancy walking’ measuring techniques to settle the barney…eventually…
Love it. It’s like watching a gaggle of wee kids argue at length over the most insignificant little thing.