By Chris Wright
In which, in the process of being ferried from the pitch by physios, our stricken protagonist suddenly leaps forth upon spying a certain cameraman out of the corner of his eye and proceeds to rain down the pain by clubbing the poor guy repeatedly with his shinpads…
‘Like the son of a tiger’ indeed. Funny how quick a hamstring tweak can heal when you’ve got a equipment-based battering to dole out.
Hands up, we’ve got absolutely no idea where this footage is from – anyone out there any the wiser?