By Chris Wright
Was Neymar sounded-out and repeatedly victimised by the Cruzeiro defence the other night, or could it be that he is just a feather-light powder-puff of a precious wee six-stone weakling?
Make your own minds up…
The little pansy.
Got to give the Brazilian sporting media their dues, they’ve really stuck to their guns with the whole ‘comedy’ dubbing thing.
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Featherweight pansy!
Tripped himself, no contact, honestly fouled, nothing in the challenge… you little punk!
The first option.
What a fuckin’ chode.
he’ll actually end up doing himself more damage from diving than the actual tackles themselves.
definitely a featherweight pansy.
we’ll certainly never see him in the premiership. he’d have lumps kicked out of him.
Edit: Dude, you’ve been warned – see the ‘Mansfield’ or ‘Torres’ articles for details.
Lots of love,
Chris.
Agreed, featherweight pansy! I’m short and skinny but I swear I could take the little twerp out… Hahah can you imagine him playing in the Prem league against the likes of Huth, Davies and all those other aggro giant people?
he would definatly fit in at Barca
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featherweight pansy
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The culture for diving in football is enormously different to the culture we have in Europe, and particularly here. We have stiff upper lip and fair play drilled into us through generations of sporting heroes. It’s not so true in South America, where the wily arts of being able to con the referee are not lauded, but certainly tolerated to a greater extent. Think of it more like foul throws. Players break the laws with all sorts of throws these days and we have an attitude that if you get away with it, then fair enough, but if you get caught then you can’t complain. Diving plays much more to those ideals in South America, so the players will exploit it.
Now Neymar takes it to extremes, and the Brazilian media are we;ll aware of it. When he ups sticks and moves to Europe he’s going to find it a bit of a culture shock, and it’s these differences in attitudes that make it so hard sometimes for quality players to adjust.
haha well diver or not this “skinny weakling” will achieve more than any of us so no point bad mouthing him
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Actually, in the last tackle the guy may have hit him in the face with is arm, and that was what awarded him the red card, but none of the replays are very clear.
But he’s definitely a pansy who goes to the ground everytime he’s touched. Kinda reminds me of Robinho, and I see him having the same “success” in Europe as Milan’s showpony.
In answer to the question, probably a bit of both, there’s probably no doubting the lad is an A-List footballer in Brazil and will be singled out for rougher treatment, on the other hand he does have a bit of that pansy-esque diving to go with it.
either way England cannot produce talents as the likes of him brazilian flair .. sad eh
A player like that would fold up mentally playing in England but he’s practically born to play for Barca in the Spanish 2 team league
Haven’t watched the video yet, so I have yet to decide on Option 1, but I can certainly say without seeing it that option B is true
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I wouldnt insult pansies by placing Neymar in that bracket , he epitomises all that is wrong with the modern game .
A 5’6, 120 pounder….he would definatly fit in Barca.