By Chris Wright
In which Russian second-tier side FC Ural try their hand at the utterly pointless ‘fish flop’ headed free-kick against Alanyia, with Nikolay Safronidi flobbing to the ground to nudge a dead ball into his teammate’s path with his dense thatch of downy eyebrow plumage…
The worst part (other than it being totally redundant)? It’s been done before, and it didn’t even come close to working then either. In short, it’s чертовски мусора.
Oh, and I wasn’t lying about the eyebrows either…
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