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Play-acting idiot of the week: Oleksandr Kucher, Shakhtar Donetsk

In which Shakhtar midfielder Oleksandr Kucher reacts to a slight jostle, by Dynamo Kiev’s Ognjen Vukojevic, with an Oscar-winning performance reminiscent of that bit in Platoon where Willem Defoe’s character misses his flight home:

To quote The Drog, what a f**king disgrace. Or, to quote Withnail & I, what a terrible c**t.

Three-match ban for Kucer, at least.

[Spotted at 101GreatGoals]

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Posted in FAIL, Videos | 13 Comments »

By Ollie Irish on October 30th, 2009 in FAIL, Videos. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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13 Responses to “Play-acting idiot of the week: Oleksandr Kucher, Shakhtar Donetsk”

  1. Adam says:
    October 30, 2009 at 11:00 am

    Terrible.

    How can they be stupid enough to do this when they know full well that there are TV cameras in the stadium.

    Absolute embarrasment.

  2. komu says:
    October 30, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    he did punch him

  3. Vlad says:
    October 30, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    “Three-match ban for Kucer, at least.”

    No. :(
    three-match ban for Vukojevic

  4. Vlad says:
    October 30, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    And it`s not joke
    Vucoevich really had three-match ban

  5. Jim says:
    October 30, 2009 at 10:09 pm

    Oh boy!!! What a shame… This player is an actor from bad circus. Kucher must be banned for 5 matches without any doubts.

  6. that was rather amusing says:
    October 30, 2009 at 11:38 pm

    FIFA are useless, the Bladder doesn’t do nearly enough to stop diving. why are local player quotas a number one priority and stopping cheats isn’t?

    two words FIFA: ZERO TOLERANCE.

  7. Danny says:
    October 31, 2009 at 12:49 am

    Wow!!!…. what a hit!!!!! Is he still breathing?

  8. gemma barnes says:
    October 31, 2009 at 3:34 am

    yep banned!! ha

  9. Oleg says:
    October 31, 2009 at 10:18 am

    BITCH!

  10. vivalavida says:
    October 31, 2009 at 10:36 am

    Bravo Kucher! There’s no place on the Earth to such rude wankers as Vukojevic and his team. Dive for God’s sake and reds for that croatian ham artist punk!

  11. ФоФа says:
    November 6, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    Вукоевич – говнохорватский гандон. Кучер – молодец, проучил гадулянских шавок.

  12. Orest says:
    November 6, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    Kucher e um panaleiro !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Stilgar says:
    August 4, 2010 at 9:10 am

    Worse than Henry the bitch

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