By Chris Wright
What’s all this then? Why, it’s the new ‘Eye-Mou’ game for the iPhone that allows players to exact revenge on Jose Mourinho for his ‘fish-hook of doom’, i.e, the moment Mou chose to tickle the retinas of Barca coach Tito Vilanova not so very long ago…
Poke-a-Mou, gotta gouge them all! Incidentally, as of yesterday Mourinho has been slapped with a daunting two-game Copa del Rey ban and a whopping €600 fine for attempting to visually impair one of his opposite number. Justice.