Cat Fight! Women’s soccer needs more vicious ponytail pulling (with video)
I call it women’s soccer because it happened in the States, but anyway you have to check out how brutal this game was:
Yes, you’re thinking what I’m thinking: awesome.
If this happened more often in the women’s game, I’d be all over it. And compared to some of the play-acting pussies in the men’s game – Herita Ilunga, here’s looking at you – these women know how to take a sucker punch.
That ponytail tug is straight-up vicious, like an air hostess pulling on a life-jacket cord – New Mexico’s Elizabeth Lambert is like the Chopper Harris of the women’s game, but more catty. (Can someone please try that on Andriy Voronin – if he ever plays football again, that is.)

















Piers Morgan On Twitter, The 'Highlights' – The FCF
Goodbye And Good Luck: European Football Weekends – The Last Post
January Transfer Window Horseshit Infographic – Bootiful Game
Umbro's New Universitario De Deportes Home Shirt Is Beautiful – TBG
Sexual Adventures Of Demarcus La Shonda – Fitba Thatba
A Year In Non-League Football Photos – Pitch Invasion
Who The Big Four (And Liverpool) Should Sign In January – The FCF
Top 5 Footballing Candidates For Prime Minister – OTP
Why Belgium Will Win The 2018 World Cup – SOTB
Top 10 Goalie Goals – The Coin Toss
Yikes. That #15 is brutal. A punch in the back, a kick to the face, a vicious hair-pull, a slap ’round the head…and just one yellow to show for it?
Nemanja Vidic, Marco Materazzi, Martin Skrtel, John Terry – eat your hearts out.
shiit, whiplash!!!
“Boys will be boys” is a common saying, but “women will be women” obviously applies here too…
Aaaaaand I’m aroused.
wtf, how was she not thrown out after the first two? thats ridiculous, the girls on byu were way more attractive than that angry b*tch.
Jesus Christ! Totally agree about the lack of playacting, great to see, but still…Jesus Christ!
1:07 – that’s just funny though.
women+football+fights= tugging in front of the telly.
Social comments and analytics for this post…
This post was mentioned on Twitter by ollieirish: Wowie Zowie, women’s soccer is becoming more brutal than the men’s game: http://tinyurl.com/ykuh754 Vicious ponytail tug!…
[...] Liz ‘Chopper’ Lambert? She found instant infamy after a video of her brutal play hit the internet. The 21-year-old defender has since been suspended by her college team, New Mexico [...]
[...] Taoba Kemmy plays for women’s football team Turbine Potsdam. Playing against fierce rivals FFC Frankfurt in the Bundesliga, Kemmy decided to aim a throw-in at the face of opponent Kerstin Garefreke, an unsportswomanlike act which earned her a red card and some degree of internet infamy – though not quite as infamous as hair puller Elizabeth Lambert. [...]
[...] The original incident [...]