By Chris Wright
In which, during Napoli’s 3-3 draw with Juventus last night, the home side win themselves a penalty which Marek Hamsik duly converts.
The shit-hawked (like a mohawk, but several shades shitter) Slovakian midfielder then celebrated by disappearing down a flight of stairs and into the bowels of the San Paolo for a spur-of-the-moment stadium tour, resurfacing several moments later with his hands cupped behind his ears only to have the smirk wiped off his face by the news that he would have to take the spot-kick again due to encroachment…
Ha!