An Iron, Fairy Liquid, Oxo Cubes & Fabric Softener – Carlton Cole Attempts Risky Gag With Valentine’s Gifts

Chris Wright

15th, February 2012


By Chris Wright

Here’s the Valentine’s Day ‘joke’ that Carlton Cole sent to his missus yesterday – a tray of special, ever-so-slightly sexist gifts including an iron, fabric softener, polish, a range of cleaning products, Oxo cubes and a bottle of champagne…

Risky. Very risky.

Of course it’s just a bit of tongue-in-cheek BAAAAANNNNTAAAAHHH! but it’s the kind of thing that could’ve gone one of two ways. Either it was greeted with a sniff of sympathy laughter from Ms Cole or, and this is altogether more likely to have happened, our Carlton here spent last night sleeping in the car.

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  1. Archbishop Betty Snagcock says:

    oh come on thats fucking hilarious, if he went to his missus “yeah you’re a woman so you should do the washing and cooking” fair enough, but this is obviously a joke.

    bet it won’t stop some women’s rights campaigners milking it dry for some publicity

  2. adhikapp says:

    HAHAHA hilarious!! but just because hes a footballer and a capped England international its suddenly “risky”.

  3. Ceezer says:

    I think “risky” is meant as a sarcastic thing…it is in the “funnies” section. People get their panties all in a wad over the slightest thing anymore….Jeessh

  4. AwfulWaffle says:

    It’s nice to Carlton taking the time to send his maid a Valentine.

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