West Ham’s Olympic Stadium Dream/Nightmare (Delete Where Applicable)

Ollie Irish

11th, February 2011

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By Don Gold

With West Ham winning the race to move into the Olympic Stadium, the club’s vice chairman Karren Brady this week outlined her dream of what their first game in their new home might be like.

But the trouble with dreams is that you never know whether they’ll turn out to be nightmares. Pies imagines the worst possible scenario for the hapless Hammers…

Saturday August 16, 2014

What Karren Brady says…
The day has arrived. Finally, we kick-off in the sold-out Olympic Stadium this afternoon and we are ready. Mark Noble will lead us out as we make our Olympic claret and blue-print a reality and it really has been a Noble cause.

The nightmare scenario
The day has arrived. Finally, we kick-off in the quarter full Olympic Stadium and we are ready. Having been forced to sell off all our homegrown stars again following our double relegation under Avram Grant, re-signed Nigel Quashie will lead us out as we make our Olympic claret and blue-print a reality and the place really is a Khazi.

What Karren Brady says…
England manager Harry Redknapp will be my guest after an amazing summer saw us get World Cup glory again. His boys back from Brazil brought the trophy home to spend the next 12 months in our museum and his success is another triumph for the Academy of Football.

The nightmare scenario
England manager Sam Allardyce will be my guest

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