Carlton Cole And His Strangely Massive Lip (Video)
By Chris Wright
In the process of scoring in West Ham’s spirited, Scott Parker-inspired comeback against West Brom on Saturday, Carlton Cole bust his lip wide open.
Thankfully the medical staff at The Hawthorns were apparently able to patch over the wound with a 3lb lump of raw veal in time for Cole’s post-match interview…
What the bloody hell is going on there?
Because we’re generous souls here at Pies, here’s a commemorative, wallet-sized version for you to ‘cut-out and keep’ and show to people at parties…
You can thank us later.
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i was once eating a violet crumble when hit in the face with a football, totally shredded my lip open.
this is by way of saying i have also develop a lip that fat from playing football.
Pray tell, what is this ‘violet crumble’ of which you speak?
Unintentionally racist headline of the year
Elephant man?
Oddly enough when reading the title his race did not even occur to me. So maybe it’s not the title that is “unintentionally racist”…
Oh God, some people see racism everywhere…
For my next card,I will play THE RACE CARD!
Mighty useful. Make no mistake, I apeprcatie it.