Carlton Cole And His Strangely Massive Lip (Video)

Chris Wright

14th, February 2011


By Chris Wright

In the process of scoring in West Ham’s spirited, Scott Parker-inspired comeback against West Brom on Saturday, Carlton Cole bust his lip wide open.

Thankfully the medical staff at The Hawthorns were apparently able to patch over the wound with a 3lb lump of raw veal in time for Cole’s post-match interview…

What the bloody hell is going on there?

Because we’re generous souls here at Pies, here’s a commemorative, wallet-sized version for you to ‘cut-out and keep’ and show to people at parties…

You can thank us later.