Ebony and ivory, side by side on Paul Scharner’s head, oh Lord…

Ollie Irish

30th, November 2009



This do (more of a don’t, really) is acceptable only in the world of superheroes and villains, and lame American rock bands. Otherwise, you just look like a dick. Or a skunk.

The haircut brought Scharner no luck, at first. He debuted the Baileys look for Austria against Spain. His team lost 5-1. Then came a trip to White Hart Lane with Wigan. His team lost 9-1. Gulp. But the losing run was turned around on Saturday, with a 1-0 win at home to Sunderland.


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