Ebony and ivory, side by side on Paul Scharner’s head, oh Lord…
This do (more of a don’t, really) is acceptable only in the world of superheroes and villains, and lame American rock bands. Otherwise, you just look like a dick. Or a skunk.
The haircut brought Scharner no luck, at first. He debuted the Baileys look for Austria against Spain. His team lost 5-1. Then came a trip to White Hart Lane with Wigan. His team lost 9-1. Gulp. But the losing run was turned around on Saturday, with a 1-0 win at home to Sunderland.
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lololol. So ridiculous
he and kevin pietersen probably hang out and shout illogically at things.
mmmmm symmetry
Herr Scharner has never been one for understatement…remember the blue and white stripe when he signed for Wigan? Or the floor-length fur coat he wore for the photoshoot? Or the all-white suit for the first press conference?
Absolute mentalist, football would be quite dull without players like Paul.
Luis Jimenez must be running him close as well right now.
Brüno is probably proud of his fellow countryman. It’s so 2009 !
he must have lost a bet