‘His Injury Can Never Be Cured’ – Ghanaian Witch Doctor Claims He Caused Cristiano Ronaldo’s Knee Knack

Chris Wright

5th, June 2014


By Chris Wright

Portugal Soccer Champions League Final

A witch doctor from Ghana has claimed responsibility for causing the knee injury that is currently putting Cristiano Ronaldo’s World Cup participation in doubt.

As well as a pesky muscle problem in his left thigh, Ronaldo is suffering with ‘patellar tendinosis’ in his left knee an injury which Nana Kwaku Bonsam (whose name translates as “Devil of Wednesday”) claims he foresaw as far back as February.

Nana Kwaku, who conducts his business at the Kofioo Kofi shrine in Kumasi, predicted that Ronaldo would miss the tournament due to an injury and also claims that the Portuguese superstar’s ailments can’t be healed by doctors, telling local radio station Angel

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  1. syndex says:

    And apparently during a spurs tour in 1995 Darren Anderton ran over his toe.

  2. Murray says:

    After a long, grueling seasonal campaigns in Europe over the previous ten months, it doesn’t take a witch doctor to foresee some Europe’s biggest stars utterly knackered and flat out spent, before an ELEVENTH month of competition tacked on at the very end.

  3. Terry Shedingham says:

    I like his choice of words as far as spirits are concerned – not ‘summon’ or ‘conjure up’, but ‘manufacture’?! I hope he won’t be using outsourced labour.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Pls Ghanian doctor cured Cristiano Ronaldo’s injury in order to play his ball for world cup

  5. tom the bees fan says:

    oh poor football players! Im sure there really tired from running about with a ball for an hour and a half twice a week, my heart bleeds for them.
    its not as if anyone else has to work 12 months of the year, oh wait…

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