By Chris Wright
After weeks upon weeks of fevered fluffing, it’s finally upon us people; the 20th itineration World bleedin’ Cup begins tonight in Sao Paulo!
In 32 days’ time, someone out there in Brazil is going to be hoisting this beautiful 36cm, 6kg lump of gold and malachite high above their heads as the newly-crowned Campeões do Mundo!
Excited? We’re almost frothing.
And while we’re on the subject, don’t forget to furnish us with your World Cup predictions.