Jurgen Klinsmann Provides USA Fans With Permission Slip To Bunk Off Work For Crunch World Cup Game Against Germany

Chris Wright

26th, June 2014

By Chris Wright

Brazil Soccer WCup US

“I don’t care! Do what you want!”

As circulated by the US team’s official Twitter account, coach Jurgen Klinsmann has personally signed off a slip giving Yank fans wanting to watch today’s crucial World Cup game against Germany his personal permission to bunk off from work in order to catch the match, which kicks off at the entirely problematic time of noon in the east and 9 am in the west.

Cool bosses of America, you know what to do!