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Let’s Hear It For…Deadly Dirk Kuyt!

By Chris Wright

Brazil Soccer WCup Netherlands

Oh Dirk, how do Pies love thee? Let us count the ways.

Like some inexhaustible orange Terminator with hair like wet linguine, Kuyt just never stops; a cog that keeps on churning, slogging, tracking and sweating profusely, doing whatsoever is asked of him to the highest level his three-lunged constitution will allow.

Never has his utilitarian dedication been so well demonstrated than during all 90 minutes of Holland’s gruelling 2-1 victory over Mexico yesterday.

Despite the blazing noonday sun in Fortaleza, the man was a machine.

Soccer - FIFA World Cup 2014 - Round of 16 - The Netherlands v Mexico - Arena Castelao

We love Dirk as much as the next man – except of course, if the next man is Ron Vlaar

Indeed, Johan Cruyff stated after the game that Holland are “blessed” to have a player as flexible and tactically malleable as Kuyt at their disposal.

“You’re blessed as a team when you have someone like him walking around,” Cruyff said. “With Kuyt, you can, at a tactical level, go in all directions.”

Who are we to argue with Jopie?

Just look at Kuyt’s heat-map for crying out loud – the man was everywhere

Right-back, left-wingback, up front and then back to right-back. As the joke goes: “57% of Brazil is covered by rainforest, the remaining part is covered by Dirk Kuyt.”

We should also mention that Kuyt was playing against Mexico and earning his 100th Holland cap on the seventh anniversary of the death of his father, Dirk senior – the man who talked him out of accepting an apprenticeship on a fishing trawler and into following his dream of becoming a professional footballer.

That probably explains his reaction to Wesley Sneijder’s 88th-minute equaliser…

Dirk, we love you.

Don’t ever change.

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By Chris on June 30th, 2014 in Featured, Newsnow, Opinion, World Cup. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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3 Responses to “Let’s Hear It For…Deadly Dirk Kuyt!”

  1. ynwa says:

    Put your hands up Put your hands up for dirk kuyt

  2. Jarren says:

    Solid as a rock, plays with his heart firmly on his sleeve, loves his country, truly honest, matchwinner.

    My wife follows a bit of football too and she’s always admired Kuyt. In fact, he’s one of her favourite players and I cannot argue with that.

    A truly inspirational man.

  3. Bryan says:

    There is no harder-working player in football. That’s why I was so sorry to see him leave LFC a couple years ago. Still remains one of my favorite players. And that hat trick against MU…wonderful stuff! Good luck Dirk in the rest of the World Cup. Maybe better than runners-up this time? :)

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