Football Tat: Luis Suarez Nipple Clamps Go On Sale In Swedish Sex Shop (Photo)

Chris Wright

4th, July 2014

By Chris Wright

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A Swedish sex shop is seeking to capitalise on the Luis Suarez bite incident by flogging kinky “marital aids” inspired by the Uruguayan striker’s recent orthodontic discretion.

‘Oliver & Eva’ are flogging the Suarez Nipple clamp, which, despite looking like a piece of cheap tat that cost pence to produce, is on sale in their adult shop for €33 – that’s approximately £26.

Store director Tobias Lundqvist said: “Maybe Suarez will be proud to spread a bit of pleasure and love, despite his error on the field.”

Quite.

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