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Football Tat: Luis Suarez Nipple Clamps Go On Sale In Swedish Sex Shop (Photo)

By Chris Wright

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A Swedish sex shop is seeking to capitalise on the Luis Suarez bite incident by flogging kinky “marital aids” inspired by the Uruguayan striker’s recent orthodontic discretion.

‘Oliver & Eva’ are flogging the Suarez Nipple clamp, which, despite looking like a piece of cheap tat that cost pence to produce, is on sale in their adult shop for €33 – that’s approximately £26.

Store director Tobias Lundqvist said: “Maybe Suarez will be proud to spread a bit of pleasure and love, despite his error on the field.”

Quite.

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By Chris on July 4th, 2014 in Funnies, Newsnow, World Cup. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

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