By Chris Wright
In which Holland pair Dirk Kuyt and Arjen Robben nip off to a secluded cove together and frolic gaily amidst the waves for a few stolen hours, before falling amidst the breakers in a passionate embrace à la Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr in “From Here To Eternity”…
Either that or we have a forcible drowning issue on our hands, which isn’t quite as romantic.
(Image via @Rupert_Fryer)