From ‘Bellend’ To ‘Swiss Mob Boss’: Sepp Blatter’s Career According To Wikipedia

Paul Sorene

29th, May 2015

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Over on Wikipedia, FIFA boss Sepp Blatter’s career is studiously profiled.

According to the online encyclopaedia, Blatter is an “administrator”…

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An administrator for the “Swiss mob” to be precise:

He has also been a “Swiss tosser” in the past (via):

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Over on the page regarding the Presidency of the Republic of South Africa, Sepp Blatter is referred to as “Sepp Bellend Blatter” (via):

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It’s been “Sepp Bellend” on Wikipedia, too:

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To clear things up, let it be known* that Sepp Blatter is actually the guiding hand and moral compass behind FIFA being a “force for world peace and goodness “.

(*All cash to the usual address.)

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