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Paul The Psychic Octopus Is Symbol Of ‘Decadent’ West – Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

By Ollie Irish

“I see you, octopus, with your decadent tentacles. I see you and I catch you and then I eat you. I eat the West.”

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, leader of Iran, says Paul the Pscyhic Octopus is a symbol of all that is wrong with the western world. Oi, you leave Paul alone!

The Iranian president accused Octopus Paul of spreading “western propaganda and superstition”. What a twat (Ahmadinejad, not Paul) – Paul spreads nothing but love and capitalism.

He also claimed that the octopus is a symbol of decadence and decay among “his enemies”.

“Those who believe in this type of thing cannot be the leaders of the global nations that aspire, like Iran, to human perfection, basing themselves in the love of all sacred values,” he said during a speech in Tehran at the weekend.

Okay, he’s got a point. Anyone who does believe in the veracity of a psychic mollusc does need to reexamine their lifestyle.

Thanks to @garyandrews for the tip.

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By Ollie Irish on July 28th, 2010 in Funnies, World Cup. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

8 Responses to “Paul The Psychic Octopus Is Symbol Of ‘Decadent’ West – Mahmoud Ahmadinejad”

  1. Chris says:

    I once told a policeman that my name was Jonathan P. Ahmadinejad, but the less said about that the better!

  2. ej says:

    ‘Those who believe in this type of thing’ sounds like something from
    Father Ted. I like to imagine ol’ Mahmoud saying it in an Irish accent.

    On the subject of Paul,

  3. Rich says:

    “Paul spreads nothing but love and capitalism” lol

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  5. biff says:

    Yes, vote them out and vote in Paul! All hail Paul!

  6. TRUEdoo says:

    man…religion is awesome

  7. Tatum says:

    To say this bellend hates the “decadent west”, he spends a lot of time trying to get our attention. I think he didn’t get enough of mama’s titty as a baby.

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