World Cup 2018 Bid Presentations Rated – England Wins This Round

Ollie Irish

2nd, December 2010

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By Ollie Irish

This morning the bid teams from England, Russia, Spain/Portugal and Netherlands/Belgium presented their cases for hosting the World Cup in 2018. Cue cheesy videos set to Eurotrance, lots of talk of “our children’s legacy”, the odd teary eye and  the most horrific sight of all intelligent men and women kissing the wrinkled arse of one of the very worst people in sport, aka Uncle Sepp Blatter. So, your average FIFA circus then.

Here’s how we rated the four bids, in the same order the bid teams presented:

Johan Cruyff: this cool motherfucker wants you to vote for Netherlands/Belgium

Netherlands/Belgium Lashings of Johan Cruyff, a dash of Ruud Gullit (the bid’s president) and a smidgen of Jean-Marie Pfaff (great Belgian keeper of the 1980s) yes, Holland and Belgium have produced some tasty players. Guus Hiddink also showed up, to remind people that Euro 2000 was brill. A double-edged comment, as it reminds people that Euro 2000 was also in… 2000. The bid also played up the ecological angle the Dutch love to cycle everywhere, in other words.

Verdict: A solid, if uninspiring presentation with few weak points, but this bid is a rank outsider at 40/1. Even the best presentation in the world won’t change the fact that we won’t be going Dutch (or Belgian) in eight years’ time.

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There is A LOT of sunshine in Spain and Portugal. Take Benidorm here, for example

Spain/Portugal Portugal prime minister Jose Socrates and Spanish president Jose Luiz Rodriguez both bothered to show up in person, to talk about how great their respective nations are. Rodriguez played up just how much sunshine the Iberian region gets a year (a bit more than in Hull, apparently), and much was made of Iberia’s close ties with South America and Africa. There was talk of Portugal legend Eusebio appearing, but he was a no-show. Strange.

Verdict: Where was the passion, the wit, the sparkle? All in all, this was a terrible presentation,

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  1. Jimbo says:

    Russia have a good chance because Eastern Europe hasn’t hosted one before though. Would suck if Spain got it over us, and hotels and transport isn’t exactly something that should win a bid. We’ve got the megabus and plenty of B&Bs!

  2. Jimbo says:

    Also how much fitter are the Russian girls than those slags in the Spain photo LOL

  3. Montesquieu says:

    I think it would be unfair to not remind how terrible Euro 2000 was for the Dutch-Belgians. I won’t mention the hooliganism problem.

    Anyway: This made me seriously shake my head: “Iberia’s close ties with South America and Africa”; Britain has close ties to India too and that’s because they controlled most of the continent underneath a Colonial Dominion. The Spanish and Portuguese were terrible colonial overlords (well, not as bad as the Belgians at least) and exploited both South America and Africa to no end, both the people and the land. Christ, the Iberians piss me off thinking that their savage colonialism can somehow be easy swept under the carpet.

  4. Cook says:

    I watched the presentations this afternoon, and honestly, I was inspired by englands bid. It was absolutely great. I don’t want to speak ahead, but I think its pretty safe to say that football is coming home.

  5. Joe says:

    England will do a South Africa and humiliate themselves in the group phase, which is never good for the tournament. Russia is too big (imagine travelling from Moscow to vladivostok for a game in a shaky Antonov), it’s dangerous and is not considered to be a fully democratic free country. Spain and Portugal are doing terribly economically, and you know that the richer part of Europe (Us, the Germans) will be footing the bill for their party in some way. I can’t see why Holland/Belgium are the outsiders, to be honest. Excellent infrastructure, haven’t hosted before and agreat footballing history.

  6. Joe says:

    Oh, and @Montesquieu; which country did those hooligans come from again?

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