By Chris Wright
“Sir, you’ve just been De Jong-ed”
Dutch destroyer Nigel de Jong has claimed that he was ‘treated like a war criminal’ after spending most of last summer accidentally kicking Spaniards in the heart and plying us all with a pithy new term for tackles that reduce human bone to powder form.
Speaking to De Volkskrant, De Jong said:
“At no time did I see Xabi Alonso because I was focused only on the ball. Actually,