North Korea Women Blame USA Defeat On Getting Struck By Lightning

Chris Wright

29th, June 2011


By Chris Wright

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Most interested parties suggested that, after putting in a disciplined shift for the majority of the game, North Korea Women eventually lost out to the USA yesterday due to their telling lack of experience –  they have the youngest squad at the World Cup, with an average age of just 20 though not NK’s coach, who chose to pillory an altogether more ‘atmospheric’ scapegoat.

For you see, Kwang Min Kim has blamed his side’s 2-0 loss to the US on several of his players getting struck by lightning in the build up to the tournament claiming that ‘more than five’ (six? seven? why you no be specific?) of his squad were hospitalised with

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