The Who Ate All The Pies campaign to get Jimmy Bullard into the England squad is over quicker than you can say: "Ouch, Scott. Please get off my knee." Fulham‘s chimney sweeping midfielder is likely to be out for the rest of the season after scans revealed damage to the cruciate ligament sustained when he dislocated his knee against Newcastle on Saturday.
Fulham had originally played down the injury despite it looking very nasty on TV. For those of you with a morbid curiosity, here it is again (we know you are the same people who are watching the Steve Irwin video!).
[Rob Parker]