Chelsea Phone Chargers and Fulham Fridge Floggers are pushing each other around while arguing over who loves South Korean international Lee Chun Soo the most. The West London rivals are both eager to keep their Korean sponsors happy by signing a player who could warm their bench with the efficiency of a Korean microwave warming your dinner. Despite the array of players available to allow them to exploit the Far East replica shirt sales market, both clubs seem to have decided that only Lee Chun Soo will do.
Fulham were favourites to sign the Ulsan Tigers player, but Chelsea may have hijacked the move. You will probably best remember the 25-year-old for scoring a couple of free kicks in last summer’s World Cup, including one against Togo.