‘Aaron Ramsey Death Curse’ Explained By Everybody’s Favourite Taiwanese Animated News Outlet (Video)

Chris Wright

17th, February 2012


By Chris Wright

If you’re not familiar with the ‘Aaron Ramsey Death Curse’, it’s basically the entirely co-incidental correlation between the Arsenal midfielder’s last four goals and the high-profile deaths that have almost immediately followed each of them – a tongue-in-cheek conspiracy theory that The Sun strangely saw fit to claim as an EXCLUSIVE! a few days ago (‘Ramsey in Goal Link to Houston Death!’) despite the fact that it’s been doing the rounds for months on end now.

Any road up, in short the curse has Ramsey swanning around, indirectly executing celebrities and tyrannical despots with his goals. Here, let Taiwanese animated news specialists NMA be your guide…

Ahhh NMA, where would we be without your propaganda-shredding insight? ‘Crying in the foetal position’ probably.