By Chris Wright
Someone chundered (we’ve blurred it because, let’s face it, no-one likes looking at sick) all down the Arsenal substitute bench against Milan last night – chief culprit being Tomas Ro-sicky, though it may also have been Per Mertesicker or even Mik-hurl Arteta…
Euuugh. The smell. Euuugh. Someone fetch the pink sawdust.
You can click the thumb a few times for a full, unpixelated version of the photo should you wish – but if you do, consider this: Why?