Football Vine: Paul Merson Reckons Arsenal Are ‘One GILLION Miles’ Away From Winning The League

Chris Wright

17th, September 2014


By Chris Wright

In which Sky Sports’ “expert” “pundit” Paul Merson continues his one-man crusade to wrestle the English language into submission by using his one remaining synapse to barf out his assessment of Arsenal’s title credentials having watched them go down 2-0 in Dortmund last night…

ONE GILLION MILES, you say? Bloody Nora!

Someone better tell Arsene…and the British Mathematical Society.