Hirsute Voice Of Reason Richard Keys Criticises Santi Cazorla’s ‘Lack Of Respect’ For Cheeky Panenka Penalty vs Newcastle

Alan Duffy

14th, December 2014


By Alan Duffy

Respect for others and Bein Sport presenter Richard Keys go together like erm, Keys and his goon sidekick Andy Gray.

They were made for each other. During Arsenal’s 4-1 mauling of Newcastle on Saturday evening, the big hairy eejit showed his disapproval for Santi Cazorla’s clever chipped ‘Panenka’ penalty which fooled young ‘keeper Jak Alnwick.

From his middle-eastern homestead (where I picture him laying on silk cushions while Gray feeds him grapes as they watch Babestation), Keys tweeted the following…


This utter nonsense of Keys’ Tweet is there for all to see. But presumably the disgraced former Sky Sports man would also like to see experienced players stop attempting nutmegs of players under 21 and desist from trying rainbow flicks against Premier League debutants. Lunacy!

Check out the replies to the Tweet by the way, as there are some humdingers in there!

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  1. Jarren says:

    He REALLY IS Alan Partridge.

    Choice Twitter comment:

    “Stick to the autocue and leave the punditry to those who know best”

  2. alex says:

    one amendment – Keys would be feeding grapes to Gray

  3. gamblino says:

    This is my favourite:
    ” it was joke, banter, you’re piece of idiot”

  4. Quaysie says:

    Goddamn! You just ruffled my chi, Piesy. I’d gone an entire timespan without having seen/heard anything about that colossal wayne kerr, and now all the bile/vitriol/ulcers I get whenever that smug, smarmy, look-at-me-I’m-one-of-the-lads tosspot extraordinaire enters my sphere of consciousness, have returned to infest the already putrid carbuncles that still remain from the last time my peepers were traumatised by his hairy visage.

    Those purple suits he wears. Those SUITS… “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”

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