Despite watching his side amass 79% possession and muster a mighty eight efforts on goal, one Arsenal was suitably aggrieved by his side’s 1-0 loss at Stoke on Saturday that he felt obliged to report a sporting crime to the local police force.
Unable to process the result like an adult, the irked Gooner in question took to Twitter to make the Stoke constabulary aware of a ‘robbery’ that had just taken place in broad daylight at the Bet365 Stadium.
Little did he know that Staffordshire Police had prepared a trolltastic comeback of their very own…
apologies for the delay in replying. We’ve been busy looking for a missing person, surname Ozil. Have you seen him? #Banter
— Stoke Police (@policingstoke) August 20, 2017
Oh great, the ongoing Anglo-anti-Ozil agenda has now reached institutional levels.
At least the Arsenal fan took the bantering-off with good grace and civility…
Fair play…
— Jordan🥋 (@TheIwobiEffect) August 20, 2017
No worries 😂👌🏽
— Jordan🥋 (@TheIwobiEffect) August 20, 2017
What else can you do in the face of such wanton police brutality?