By Ollie Irish
Two words: Geek Pie. Two words which will mean nothing to you unless you’ve watched a certain episode of Chris Morris and Charlie Brooker’s ‘Nathan Barley’, but still… Geek Pie.
I imagine a conversation between Marouane and his hair stylist, if indeed he has one:
“So, Marouane, what can I do for you today?”
“I’d like a mini mullet at the back, and keep it long in patches on the top. Oh, and slick it down with jizz when you’re done – but leave some bits spiked up. Oh, and can you do it blindfold?”
“Of course… going anywhere nice in the Champions League this year?”
Camp Drog says:
“Ooh, it’s a tonsorial disgrace!”