By Chris Wright
On sale now in the Birmingham City club shop, cardboard ‘Chris Hughton replica face masks.’ Now you can look like your favourite mild-mannered Championship manager for the rock bottom price of just £3.50! (plus p&p)
Comes with free elastic string and pre-cut – that’s right, pre-cut – eyeholes. Order today and you’ll get a massive 20% off!…
What a bargain! Excuse me while I email a friend about this! Though I can’t help wishing they’d used this model instead…
Much better.