Bayern Munich Defender Dante Says He Will Punch Thomas Muller If He Doesn’t Stop Making Jokes About Germany’s 7-1 Thrashing Of Brazil

Chris Wright

7th, January 2015

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By Chris Wright

After months of torment, Bayern Munich defender Dante has revealed he had to actively ask clubmate Thomas Muller to stop making jokes about Germany’s 7-1 semi-final decimation of Brazil at the 2014 World Cup.

Speaking to Globoesporte, Dante whimpered:

“I spoke with them (the German players at Bayern Munich), but especially with Thomas.

“I told him that we could joke about anything but (the 7-1 drubbing) – that does not make me laugh. It doesn’t feel good being teased.

“Not all the Germans were like this but Thomas is the big joker.

“I said to him: ‘If you don’t stop, I’m going to hit you in every training session.’”

Poor lamb.

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