WAGs & Babes

WAGs & Babes: An in-depth scientific examination of the lovely ladies that pepper the modern game.

• Shit Lookalikes: Bianca Gascoigne & Katie Price (Aka Jordan) April 16th, 2010 Lookalikes
• Football Tattoos: Female Fan Rocks Blackburn Rovers Tramp Stamp (With Photos) March 29th, 2010 Blackburn Rovers
• Bolton Wanderers Cheerleaders Look Reet Classy… From The Waist Up March 15th, 2010 Bolton Wanderers
• Photos: Ashley And Cheryl Cole, The Good Old Days February 24th, 2010 Chelsea
• Celeb Balls: Pixie Lott supports West Ham United November 18th, 2009 WAGs & Babes

  Who the hell is this Pixie Lott anyway?

• WAG Watch: Buy Katy Perry lingerie from West Ham United’s club shop November 18th, 2009 Kits & fashion

  I kissed a badge and I liked it

• Katy Perry wears West Ham basque for boyfriend Russell Brand at MTV awards November 6th, 2009 WAGs & Babes
• Shit Lookalikes: Victoria Beckham and M Bison May 17th, 2009 Lookalikes

  One is a scary control freak, the other is a video game character Nice shoulder pads/hat combo, Mrs Becks. Not intimidating in any way. More Shit Lookalikes

• Football shorts: Chelsea bid £20m for Robinho, the new Queen of WAGs, Villa sign Shorey and Young, Rafa interview August 8th, 2008 Aston Villa

  Friday’s fun-sized selection Stevie G’s missus named new Queen of the WAGs by Tatler magazine [Kickette] Chelsea table £19.7m bid for Real Madrid’s Brazilian striker Robinho. Good luck with that [BBC] Aston Villa invest in a new pair of full-backs: Nicky Shorey (left) and Luke Young (right) [Independent] Rafa Benitez: this is my best Liverpool […]

• Football shorts: Blackburn seal Danny Simpson loan deal, Wes Sneijder out for three months, Craig Bellamy still a dick August 5th, 2008 Blackburn Rovers

  Tuesday’s soccer-shaped smorgasbord Real Madrid midfielder Wesley Sneijder’s knee injury will rule him out for three months, a relief to the player who had feared a longer absence. Tests showed Sneijder did not tear ligaments when he was challenged by Arsenal’s Abou Diaby in a friendly. [Canadian Press] Alex Ferguson is a secret film buff […]

• Shit lookalikes: Victoria Beckham & Falkor from Neverending Story August 4th, 2008 Lookalikes

  Posh v fictional luckdragon Uncanny, huh. Spotted at Totallylookslike.com

• Football shorts: Joey Barton cut by Nike, David Bentley almost a Spurs player, Gareth Barry and the taxman, hot soccer babes July 30th, 2008 Aston Villa

  Today’s news, rumours & morsels Top five hottest women in the USA national team [Save the intern] Ex-con Joey Barton loses lucrative Nike boot deal [The Sun] David Bentley set for White Hart Lane medical after Spurs increase bid to £15m. [Telegraph] Aston Villa’s attempts to compete with the salary Gareth Barry would receive if […]

• Football shorts: Man Utd want Thierry Henry, William Gallas admits mistake, sunburnt Sven, Arsenal score ten July 29th, 2008 Arsenal

  Tuesday’s tastiest soccer snacks Fergie may make shock £15m swoop for Thierry Henry, says the Daily Star William Gallas admits last season’s tantrum at Birmingham was a “mistake”. [Independent] Sven-Goran Eriksson should slap on some sunblock… [Monterrey Offside] Has Owen Hargreaves broken up with his WAG? [Kickette] Arsenal bang ten goals past Burgenland in friendly. […]

• Football shorts: Will Ferrell loves Chelsea, condoms for sock ties, Tainio to Sunderland, Andy Johnson to Fulham? July 24th, 2008 Chelsea

  Thursday’s loveliest links WIll Ferrell hearts Chelsea The American funny man was spotted on Jon Stewart’s Daily Show (there to promote new movie Step Brothers) wearing a Chelsea shirt. Go figure. [Unprofessional Foul] Safe soccer Some Cape Town footballers are putting condoms on their feet, so that their socks can stay up longer during matches. […]

• Football videos: Annoying Australian woman hassles Frank Lampard & WAG on holiday July 9th, 2008 Chelsea

  In which Frank reveals he broke a treadmill because he was too fat fast Stalker alert, stalker alert. [Via The Spoiler & 101 Great Goals]

• Gallery: Top 10 photos of footballers on summer holiday July 7th, 2008 Chelsea

  The things players get up to in their down time… (click on image below to view gallery)

• Westlife to play at Wayne Rooney & Colleen’s wedding May 29th, 2008 Man Utd

  Irish chart botherers to serenade Roo’s missus Westlife will perform at the wedding of Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin. Westlife are apparently Coleen’s favourite band. How vomit-inducing sweet. The couple are getting married on 14 June in Italy and are rumoured to be spending £3m on the bash, thanks mostly to OK! magazine. God knows […]