Barcelona

Barcelona: All the latest Barcelona flavoured news, views, rumours and other assorted bits and bobs

• Real Madrid Lose £5m Court Battle Against Catalan Television Station Over Video Depicting Pepe As Hannibal Lecter January 24th, 2017 Barcelona
• Sevilla Coach Jorge Sampaoli Sums Up Peerless Genius Of Lionel Messi With One Great ‘Batman’ Quip January 20th, 2017 Barcelona
• Some Urchin Has Stolen The Entire Top Half Of Lionel Messi’s Statue In Buenos Aires (Photo) January 10th, 2017 Barcelona
• Lionel Messi Pulls Barcelona’s Arses Out Of The Fire With Sublime 90th-Minute Freekick Against Villarreal (Video) January 9th, 2017 Barcelona
• Barcelona: Lionel Messi Finally Meets Murtaza Ahmadi, The Little Boy In The Bag, In Person (Video) December 13th, 2016 Barcelona
• Barcelona Cordially Invite Chapecoense To Play In Next Year’s Joan Gamper Trophy Tournament December 8th, 2016 Barcelona
• Champions League: Lionel Messi Nets Brace And Deftly Dodges Scything Limbs Of Scott Brown As Barcelona Beat Celtic 2-0 (Video) November 24th, 2016 Barcelona
• Celtic Boss Brendan Rodgers Gently Derides Journalist For Asking ‘Worst Question’ He’s Ever Faced (Video) November 23rd, 2016 Barcelona
• Presenting: The ‘Iguana vs Snakes’ Footage From Planet Earth II, Complete With Lionel Messi Goal Commentary (Video) November 9th, 2016 Barcelona
• La Liga: Neymar Hit With Bottle After Barcelona Secure Last-Gasp Win v Valencia (Video) October 22nd, 2016 Barcelona
• Champions League: Man City Mauled By Barcelona As Bravo Sees Red And Messi Bags Hat-Trick (Photos & Highlights) October 19th, 2016 Barcelona
• ‘I’d Train Then Eat Cake And Drink Coke’ – Man City Forward Nolito Details Intense Fitness Regime During His Barcelona Days October 17th, 2016 Barcelona
• Gerard Pique Fondly Reminisces About The Time He ‘Pranked’ Patrice Evra By Torching His Personal Belongings October 14th, 2016 Barcelona
• Gerard Pique Reveals How He First Wooed Shakira With A Bit Of Rubbish Weather Chat October 14th, 2016 Barcelona
• Adidas Knock Out New Limited Edition Lionel Messi Boots That Are Only Available In His Size (Photos) October 12th, 2016 Barcelona
• Barcelona To Wear Unique ‘Glow-In-The-Dark’ Third Kit For First Time Against Borussia Monchengladbach (Photos) September 28th, 2016 Barcelona
• Sporting Gijon Defender Douglas Suffers Strange Buttock Injury After Falling Asleep In ‘Uncomfortable Position’ On Team Bus September 23rd, 2016 Barcelona
• ‘It Was A Living Hell!’ – Christophe Dugarry Reflects On Life At Barcelona Under Louis Van Gaal September 16th, 2016 Barcelona
• Neymar: Just As Promised, Barcelona Striker Releases Preview Snippet Of His Dodgy Debut Song (Video) September 14th, 2016 Barcelona
• ‘Come Closer, I Want You By My Side’ – Lionel Messi Says Some Incredibly Affectionate Things About Andres Iniesta September 14th, 2016 Barcelona
• Neymar Announces Imminent Launch Of Music Career, Debut Track To Be Released Later This Week September 12th, 2016 Barcelona
• Andres Iniesta Recalls The Time Ronaldinho Tricked The Entire Barcelona Team Into Winning The Clasico September 5th, 2016 Barcelona
• Fair Play: Barcelona U-13s Console Devastated Opponents After Beating Them In Challenge Cup Final (Video) August 29th, 2016 Barcelona
• Official: Dutch International ‘Keeper Jasper Cillessen Completes €13m Dream Move To Barcelona (Photo) August 25th, 2016 Barcelona
• With The Spanish Super Cup In The Bag, Luis Enrique Has Now Won Every Trophy There Is To Win As Barcelona Coach August 18th, 2016 Barcelona